Better Call, Dad | T-SHIRT

🧵 Shirt Specs:

Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz – Just the right balance of comfort and structure

Material: 99% Preshrunk Cotton, 1% Polyester – soft feel, lasting fit

Color: Bold Black – a classic canvas that makes every design stand out

👨🔧 Car broke down? Need some cash? BBQ emergency? Call the only man who does it all—DAD! 🔧🔥💰 From DIY disasters to pest control, Dad’s got your back (whether he likes it or not).

👨🦳 Dad Jokes Included:

🛠️ Personal driver – The meter’s always running, but the jokes are free.
🍔 BBQ Master – He flips burgers… and lectures.
💸 ATM Services – Now with 0% interest and a lifetime payback period.
🐜 Pest Exterminator – Except for that one spider in the corner. That’s Steve. He stays.
🔧 DIY Craftmaker – He’ll fix it… eventually.

🎁 The Perfect Gift for:

✅ Dads who do it all (and remind you about it daily).
✅ Grill masters, fix-it pros, and unpaid chauffeurs.
✅ Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because Dad deserves a laugh!

👽 Alien update: Your order is being crafted fresh in our creative lab! 🛸 Production time is 1–2 days, then we launch it straight to your galaxy in 5-8 Days🚀

🧵 Thanks for your cosmic patience! 💫