Dad Mode: ON | T-SHIRT

🧵 Shirt Specs:

Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz – Just the right balance of comfort and structure

Material: 99% Preshrunk Cotton, 1% Polyester – soft feel, lasting fit

Color: Bold Black – a classic canvas that makes every design stand out

Warning: Once this switch is flipped, dad instincts go into overdrive! Whether it’s dropping dad jokes at record speed, mastering the art of the grill, or fixing anything with duct tape and sheer determination, this shirt tells the world that fatherhood is a full-time, no-off button job!

📌 Why This Design is Dad-tastic:

• Big, Bold, and Unmistakable – Just like dad’s voice when he says, "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes." 😆

• ON Switch Icon – Because let’s be real, dads never truly clock out!

• Army Green Color – Perfect for camouflage when sneaking snacks past the kids.

• Minimalist Yet Loud – Just like dad's "subtle" way of embarrassing you in public.

🔥 Top 5 Reasons to Wear This Shirt:

1. It automatically grants you +10 BBQ Skills 🍔🔥

2. You gain the power to find things no one else can – "Did you even look?!" 🧐

3. Unlimited cringe-worthy dad jokes unlocked! ("Hi hungry, I'm Dad.") 😂

4. Acts as a universal signal for unsolicited life advice 📢 

5. Because dad mode is never really off – it’s just on standby when asleep!

Whether it's for Father’s Day, new dads, or just a legendary parenting flex, this shirt is the ultimate badge of honor for the dad life! 👏🎉

👽 Alien update: Your order is being crafted fresh in our creative lab! 🛸 Production time is 1–2 days, then we launch it straight to your galaxy in 5-8 Days🚀

🧵 Thanks for your cosmic patience! 💫