Eww Human | T-SHIRT

🧵 Shirt Specs:

Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz – Just the right balance of comfort and structure

Material: 99% Preshrunk Cotton, 1% Polyester – soft feel, lasting fit

Color: Bold Black – a classic canvas that makes every design stand out

This pixel-perfect alien tee brings vintage arcade vibes crashing into cosmic sass! 💥👾 With its neon green text and blocky retro font, it screams “I’ve seen your planet, and… no thanks.” The adorable, cranky alien face, UFO, and Saturn icon crank up the weird in all the right ways. It’s part meme, part gamer-core, and 100% extraterrestrial sarcasm — designed for rebels, introverts, and all those who lowkey wish they were born on literally any other planet. 🌌😆

🚀 Why This Shirt Belongs in Your Closet:
🛸 Sassy alien energy — say what you’re thinking without saying a word.

🎮 Retro pixel art design gives it that arcade nostalgia drip.

👽 Perfect for introverts, space lovers, weirdos, or anyone who’s done with human nonsense.

😂 Instant conversation starter (or ender, depending on your mood).

🌍 A lighthearted jab at society... without totally losing faith in Earth.

💚 That radioactive green POPS like a UFO beam on a midnight cow field.

🧵 Comfy, breathable, and ideal for every vibe — from Comic Con to couch potato mode.

📸 Great for Instagram, cosplay light looks, or just flexing your alien overlord status.

👽 Alien update: Your order is being crafted fresh in our creative lab! 🛸 Production time is 1–2 days, then we launch it straight to your galaxy in 5-8 Days🚀

🧵 Thanks for your cosmic patience! 💫