Get Me Off Earth, Take Me I'm Done | T-SHIRT

🧵 Shirt Specs:

Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz – Just the right balance of comfort and structure

Material: 99% Preshrunk Cotton, 1% Polyester – soft feel, lasting fit

Color: Bold Black – a classic canvas that makes every design stand out

Ever feel like Earth is just… too much? Bills, responsibilities, weird weather, and people who don’t understand personal space? Yeah, we’re done too. Thankfully, this t-shirt sends a clear message to our extraterrestrial buddies: "Come pick me up, I’m ready for my new alien life!" 🛸

This hilarious, intergalactically stylish tee is perfect for space lovers, introverts, and anyone who’s just OVER IT. Whether you’re rocking it at a sci-fi convention, wearing it to avoid social interaction, or just staring at the night sky waiting for your ride, this shirt has you covered. 🌌

🌟 Why You Need This Shirt in Your Life:
🛸 Clear Message to Aliens – No confusion. If they’re abducting people, they know you’re first in line.
😂 Hilariously Relatable – We ALL have those days when escaping Earth seems like the best option.
👕 Ultra Comfortable – Soft, breathable fabric so you can look great while plotting your interstellar escape.
💡 Great Icebreaker – Or better yet, a conversation ender if you’re not in the mood for human interaction.
🎁 Perfect Gift – Know someone who’s always saying “I’m done with this planet”? This is their dream shirt!

So go ahead—slap this shirt on, look up at the sky, and wait for that tractor beam. 🌍 ➡️ 🌌 See ya, Earth!

👽 Alien update: Your order is being crafted fresh in our creative lab! 🛸 Production time is 1–2 days, then we launch it straight to your galaxy in 5-8 Days🚀

🧵 Thanks for your cosmic patience! 💫