If Lost Return to the Nearest Beach Bar | T-SHIRT

This lifesaving t-shirt makes it crystal clear: If you go missing, no need for a search party—just check the nearest tiki hut. Whether you're actually lost, or just conveniently unavailable (wink, wink), this shirt is your personal GPS to good vibes, strong drinks, and zero responsibilities.

🤣 Top 5 Reasons to Wear This Shirt:

1. Your vacation personality is way more fun than your 9-to-5 self. 🌞

2. A subtle reminder that drinks solve most problems. 🍹

3. To help your friends find you after one too many piña coladas. 😂

4. Because if life gives you lemons, you’re making tequila shots. 🍋

5. You believe in a simple motto: Lost? Just follow the sound of the blender. 🎶

👽 Alien update: Your order is being crafted fresh in our creative lab! 🛸 Production time is 1–2 days, then we launch it straight to your galaxy in 5-8 Days🚀

🧵 Thanks for your cosmic patience! 💫