If You Can Read This, You're Too Close | T-SHIRT

🧵 Shirt Specs:

Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz – Just the right balance of comfort and structure

Material: 99% Preshrunk Cotton, 1% Polyester – soft feel, lasting fit

Color: Bold Black – a classic canvas that makes every design stand out

Ever feel like people just don’t understand the concept of personal space? Let your shirt do the talking! This bold, in-your-face design is perfect for those who like their comfort zone actually comfortable. With an eye-catching distressed font, it delivers the message loud and clear—so clear, in fact, that if someone can read it, well… they might need to take a step back!

Why You Need This Tee:
😆 Funny Yet Relatable – Whether you love your space or just enjoy a good laugh, this design is the perfect mix of humor and real-world frustration.

🖤 Bold & Edgy – The grunge-style distressed font makes it stand out, pairing well with casual outfits, streetwear, and everything in between.

🚷 Social Distancing Approved – Who needs six feet when you have this? A perfect way to keep people at bay without saying a word.

🎁 Great Gift for the Socially Selective – Know someone who values their space? This makes an awesome gift for introverts, sarcasm lovers, and anyone who likes to keep things chill.

💯 Guaranteed Double-Takes – Whether people laugh or step back, this design will definitely get a reaction!

🔥 Wear it proudly—because some messages are best worn, not spoken! 😏

👽 Alien update: Your order is being crafted fresh in our creative lab! 🛸 Production time is 1–2 days, then we launch it straight to your galaxy in 5-8 Days🚀

🧵 Thanks for your cosmic patience! 💫