Printing Aliens
JUST DON'T | T-SHIRT
JUST DON'T | T-SHIRT
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π§΅ Shirt Specs:
Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz β Just the right balance of comfort and structure
Material: 99% Preshrunk Cotton, 1% Polyester β soft feel, lasting fit
Color: Bold Black β a classic canvas that makes every design stand out
π« For When Motivation is Overrated, Hustle Culture is Annoying, and Youβd Rather Not.
Why You Need This Shirt:
π Peak Anti-Productivity β Tired of all that "grindset" talk? Let this shirt do the rejecting for you.
π Minimal Effort, Maximum Impact β Perfect for work, school, gym, or anywhere you donβt want to be.
π₯ Clean, Bold Design β Looks sporty, feels lazy. The ultimate contradiction.
π A Mood in Every Situation β Someone asks you to help them move? Just donβt. Thinking about doing cardio? Just donβt.
β οΈ Warning: Side effects may include excessive relaxation, unsolicited nods of agreement, and people actually leaving you alone.
π½ Alien update: Your order is being crafted fresh in our creative lab! πΈ Production time is 1β2 days, then we launch it straight to your galaxy in 5-8 Daysπ
π§΅ Thanks for your cosmic patience! π«
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