MY COSTUME IS MY UNRESOLVED TRAUMA | T-SHIRT

🧵 Shirt Specs:

Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz – Just the right balance of comfort and structure

Material: 99% Preshrunk Cotton, 1% Polyester – soft feel, lasting fit

Color: Bold Black – a classic canvas that makes every design stand out

Two goofy little ghosts float around the text, making it equal parts hilarious and painfully relatable. Perfect for Halloween parties, haunted houses, or just letting the world know therapy might be scarier than the monsters. 🪦💀

⚡ 3 Reasons to Rock This Shirt:

👻 Instant Laughs – Everyone at the party will double-take and crack up.
🎭 Relatable AF – Because sometimes the scariest thing isn’t the costume.
🧡 Bold & Spooky Style – Big orange letters + playful ghosts = peak Halloween drip.

👽 Alien update: Your order is being crafted fresh in our creative lab! 🛸 Production time is 1–2 days, then we launch it straight to your galaxy in 5-8 Days🚀

🧵 Thanks for your cosmic patience! 💫