Printing Aliens
NO THANKS | T-SHIRT
NO THANKS | T-SHIRT
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🧵 Shirt Specs:
Fabric Weight: 5.3 - 6 oz – Just the right balance of comfort and structure
Material: 99% Preshrunk Cotton, 1% Polyester – soft feel, lasting fit
Color: Bold Black, Iconic White – a classic canvas that makes every design stand out
Ever wanted to reject social plans without saying a word? This shirt’s got you covered. Whether it’s declining small talk, dodging extra work, or avoiding your ex at the grocery store, just point at your back and walk away.
Pros of Owning This Legendary Tee:
🚫 Saves energy—no need to explain yourself.
😂 Perfect for introverts, antisocial vibes, or just pure comedic effect.
📸 Guaranteed to get double-takes and chuckles.
💯 Works as an automatic "pass" on anything you don’t want to do.
Best Places to Wear It:
Family gatherings – When Aunt Karen asks about your love life.
Work meetings – When they need “a quick volunteer.”
The gym – Because no, you don’t need a spotter.
Random public outings – Instant shield against unwanted conversations.
👽 Alien update: Your order is being crafted fresh in our creative lab! 🛸 Production time is 1–2 days, then we launch it straight to your galaxy in 5-8 Days🚀
🧵 Thanks for your cosmic patience! 💫
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