Subject #324 | T-SHIRT

🧵 Shirt Specs:

Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz – Just the right balance of comfort and structure

Material: 99% Preshrunk Cotton, 1% Polyester – soft feel, lasting fit

Color: Bold Black – a classic canvas that makes every design stand out

⚠️ CLASSIFIED INDIVIDUAL – APPROACH AT YOUR OWN RISK

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be a walking enigma? This design isn’t just a shirt—it’s a statement. Whether you’re the main character in a top-secret government experiment or just someone who prefers their solitude, the Subject #324 tee delivers the perfect blend of mystery and defiance.

Key Features:
🔹 Mysterious & Intriguing – Wear this and watch as people second-guess approaching you.
🔹 Worn Paper Aesthetic – Designed to look like a classified case file slapped onto your chest.
🔹 Social Distancing Mode Activated – Sends a clear message: "Do not engage."
🔹 Conspiracy Theory Goldmine – Could be a reference to something sinister, or maybe it’s just a cool design. You decide.
🔹 Great Conversation Starter – Ironically, despite the warning, people will ask you about it. How you respond is up to you.

Perfect for lovers of horror, sci-fi, cryptid lore, and government cover-ups, this shirt makes a bold statement without saying a word. Are you Subject #324? Or do you just know something the rest of us don’t?

👽 Alien update: Your order is being crafted fresh in our creative lab! 🛸 Production time is 1–2 days, then we launch it straight to your galaxy in 5-8 Days🚀

🧵 Thanks for your cosmic patience! 💫