You All Need Therapy | T-SHIRT

🧵 Shirt Specs:

Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz – Just the right balance of comfort and structure

Material: 99% Preshrunk Cotton, 1% Polyester – soft feel, lasting fit

Color: Bold Black – a classic canvas that makes every design stand out

Let’s be real—everyone could use a little therapy. Whether it's your coworkers, your family, or that one friend who texts back in cryptic emojis, this tee speaks the truth so you don’t have to. With bold typography and a playful purple strike-through, it's equal parts sass and self-awareness.

Why You Need This Shirt:
😂 The perfect passive-aggressive way to tell people they’re unhinged.
🧠 A conversation starter—because mental health is important.
😎 A whole vibe—edgy, funny, and just the right amount of chaos.
🎁 Ideal gift for that one friend who overshares at brunch.

Best Occasions to Wear It:
💀 Family gatherings – Someone's bound to get called out.
🎤 Comedy shows – Fit the theme, steal the spotlight.
🏢 Work meetings – Just to see who takes it personally.
📢 Everyday life – Because, let’s face it, they all need therapy.

Wear it. Own it. Be the therapist you wish to see in the world. 🖤

👽 Alien update: Your order is being crafted fresh in our creative lab! 🛸 Production time is 1–2 days, then we launch it straight to your galaxy in 5-8 Days🚀

🧵 Thanks for your cosmic patience! 💫